Here's what I've learned thus far!
9/21/09 My thought….thinks she would rather take two more years of Mr. G's ap calc than a year of chem 103 and 104. Is that a possibility??
9/22/09 When there is a 50% chance of rain and it looks like rain, TAKE YOUR UMBRELLA TO CLASS!!!
10/2/09 English muffins straight off the griddle are hot!
10/5/09 Just because the traffic was clear when you looked the first time, doesn’t mean it still is!
10/6/09 Rain + wind + umbrella= broken umbrella
10/7/09 Green dry erase markers smell bad.
10/7/09 Tomatoes are the closest thing to the devil...
10/8/09 I am so totally out of shape!!!
10/9/09 “Sleep is important too. Get enough sleep. Midterms are not worth it!” -Ashley about the Animal Science 101 exam 1
10/12/09 Thought of the day… Why am I proud to be an American?? (During American History class, learning about slavery and Indian removal.)
10/13/09 Chemistry is the dumbest thing created by man. (already known, just reinforced)
10/13/09 Homework makes me act like my wether, Aiden, aka A.D.D. Child!
10/14/09 “If you don’t drink your milk, you will die!” -Dr. Cook
10/15/09 It works best, when trying to listen to music, to turn the music on when you put on your headphones! Only cool people sit in the library with their headphones on without any music!
10/17/09 Making a top bunk of a bunk bed that is up against the wall is difficult!
10/19/09 There is still hope…there are guys with manners still out there! (Random guy held the door open for me into class)
10/20/09 Chemistry + pillow=sleep
10/21/09 Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = Vegetable. AND….
Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets. Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
Chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
10/22/09 College + rain = Not fun!!
10/23/09 Hot Chocolate (from LDS) + Walking to class = bad idea!
10/25/09 College related word magnets are a great way to NOT get your homework done!
10/26/09 Education is dumb.
11/3/09 The Chemistry Library is a great place for a nap. But that is not a good way to get your chemistry done.
11/5/09 How to milk a cow!!
11/8/09 My friends are rude and liars….they didn’t go to a puppet show! It was a track meet!!
11/9/09 If you don’t want to get out of bed in the morning, DON’T GET OUT OF BED! IT’S A SIGN!! (It also helps to go to a college that won’t inform you halfway through your first semester that your major is no longer available.)
11/11/09 Making cookies in a non-Pampered Chef kitchen is quite difficult and not as much fun!! I’m spoiled when it comes to kitchen products!!
11/16/09 How to walk fast!
11/19/09 How to bleed a chicken! ….”If you can bleed a chicken, you can do anything. You can become an IV drug user” –Dr. Cook
11/24/09 How to show a pig!
11/29/09 “Don’t ever stop in Winterset, Iowa for a potty break…gas station has ONE coed toilet! And it seems to have a never ending line. Took forever.” –Dana
11/30/09 SCUBA as in scuba diving stands for something: self-contained underwater breathing apparatus!! I learned something in chemistry!!
12/1/09 AGR+ fire extinguishers + 3am + Christmas trees = fire department coming to AWA house + a mess = Christmas spirit is here!!!
12/2/09 A quote from Dana’ Ag econ professor: “How does a women make a man dumb? All she must do is take off her clothes.”
12/2/09 “Guys are dumb.” -Scott
12/2/09 The word: avuncular! Means uncle-like!
12/7/09 “Why doesn’t MacDonalds use cage free eggs? They don’t want to kill people!” –Dr. Cook
12/9/09 Snow Days in College are fun!! So is sledding on cafeteria trays!
12/13/09 Being single is a good thing…Jesus was single!
12/14/09 An AnSci review session with the T.A.s is a waste of time.
12/15/09 Listening to the horrors of U.S. history was bad in enough in class…now rereading it just makes me even more angry! People did that to PEOPLE. NO MATTER THE COLOR OF THE SKIN…PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE!
12/ 18/09 Study Day at Blackhawk Church is AMAZING!!!
12/18/09 Jesus makes me smile!
12/19/09 Don’t drink coffee (aka French vanilla creamer with a little coffee) at 10:30 pm and try to go to sleep at 1am.
1/19/10 Being in the city is suffocating me already! And it’s only the first day back to classes!
1/21/10 I think I’m going to like my ag econ professor!
1/22/10 Maybe I should have read my chem book before going to class! Oops!
1/23/10 Reading my chemistry book, I mean actually reading and paying attention, is showing me just how great God’s love is for us and all other creatures He created! He is one smart man!
1/24/10 The smell of ripe raspberries is a favorite of the authors of my chemistry book…is that essential to my education???
1/27/10 Chemistry does not deserve a second chance!
1/28/10 Pyometra: white pus. It’s just a fancy name for uterine infection.
2/1/10 Taking a nap in between classes is a bad idea…but a four and a half hour nap does feel good!
2/2/10 You know you’re in college when your professors start referring to alcohol consumption to teach a lesson. For some reason, it’s not working for me!
2/3/10 Roommates (Present and Future) are amazing!
2/4/10 When you put on a name tag, put it on your right side!
2/10/10 Its bad when you learn and understand more about chemistry basics in one day of Soil Science than you did in a semester of Chem!
2/12/10 Earthworms poop minerals! Isn’t that amazing? They actually poop minerals! And they didn’t originate in the U.S.!
2/13/10 I need to go to Reader’s Anonymous!
2/14/10 I want to go to Minneapolis sometime this summer and spend a week or so volunteering at Shriners!
2/14/10 Jesus is my Valentine, for forever and ever!
2/14/10 Sometimes the best ideas for supper come straight out of the book you’re reading! The fried potatoes were amazing at 9:30pm. Thanks Salina and Jeremy!
