Life According to Bob Wardrop

“Wow, these chalk need more calcium in their diet.” And “Failing is okay. As long as you don’t fail this class because it’s really not fun to take it over.” -BW

Politics and Texting

The 24th and current President of Liberia graduated from UW-Madison in Accounting.

Sleep

9/10/11 You don’t realize how uncomfortable your bed is at school until you go home!

Dominance

Green peas are the mutant. Peas are supposed to be yellow!

Power Lectures

“I had to sign a contract not to endorse gambling. Don’t gamble. Gambling is a bad, bad thing.” -Dramatic pause- “But if there's time, I’ll tell you some of my great sports betting.” -BW

Calico Cats

9/7/11 Females everywhere would be mosaic if our x-chromosomes were pigmented

Stat 371

“If you aren’t supposed to be here, you probably want to leave because it’s not an exciting course.” And “A lot of people who are sadistic end up being teachers.” –Bob Wardrop